You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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