the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he thought i was a dude.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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