No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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