How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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