She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I have fence marks all over my body
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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