The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Drake has all the answers
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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