You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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