I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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