I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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