Duck Duck Cougar?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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