Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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