just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Who died my cat blue again?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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