She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I am one with the molecules
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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