you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
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