just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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