are you still at the devil's house?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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