i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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