Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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