i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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