I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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