Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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