we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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