Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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