Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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