Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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