I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize
