So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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