For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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