I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
