i barfeds in our rink
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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