Christians are straight up FREAKS
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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