the day after is always just damage control
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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