Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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