She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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