what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Pooping to opera.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Randomize
