I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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