the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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