you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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