If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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