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what?
penguin condom
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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