nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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