can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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