normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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