You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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