what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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