She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
you had me at cake vodka
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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