In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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