I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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