I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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