Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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