i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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