I wannas sexs uuuuu
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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