It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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