I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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