So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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